Bortrets
Tuesday, 23 December 2008 13:30
Googly boogly schmoogly smoogles and all the toogles inbetween.
buying bortrets and comportments blissful wishful brightly green
securing scurvles sight unseen
Hottentotts fat robots mapless as a laser beam
pinched and plump the tinmen scream
toothy smiles gleam for miles
the white-est whiteness ever seen
blady shady lenses guard against grim vicious sheen
stopping smoogles and tiny toogles
from fickle fates obscene
We've now been snowbound since Thursday with more white stuff on the way. The wife's car is still stuck in a ditch and there's no way mine's getting up the driveway any time soon. We didn't have power for most of yesterday.
If you don't hear from me by Saturday, send St. Bernards with casks of brandy on their collars.
In the meanwhile, I'm resorting to absurdist poetry.