Let's Do It For Vinny!
Tuesday, 14 June 2011 12:42
We're gonna buy the Dodgers.
The way this organization has been run into the ground is criminal and it's about time someone stepped in to make it right. This is Vin Scully's last year. He shouldn't have to put up with this fracking nonsense. This is not a glorious farewell. This is a shame, a scandal, nay, an outrage! And, we have the power to put a stop to it and bring about the sort of organization Dodger fans around the world deserve. The sort of organization that will treat the most beloved man in baseball with the dignity and honor he so deeply merits.
Stick with me on this, people.
We set up a non-profit corporation, sell shares to fans, former players (I'm talking to you Garvey, Hershiser - back off, you'll get a piece of the action, but you're just getting in the way now. We've got a wave coming, we're throwing beach balls, we may be a little late, but we're Dodger fans galdarn it and we're gonna do this fracking thing or we're going to leave early to beat the traffic. And, Manny, listen up, pal, we loved you, you were a blast, but if you really want to pay a little back for your own personal shame, you're gonna pony up some dough, too. Don't think you won't. You will. Yes, oh, yes, you will) and anyone else who wants a piece of the Dodgers.
They did it in Boston. They did it in Green Bay. Why can't we do it in LA?
Now, there's a lot I don't know. This comes as no surprise to you, my friends. However, you are my friends, or I want you to be my friend. So, friend me on facebook and help me out here. We're gonna buy the fracking Dodgers.
Let's do it for Vinny!