Heather Schaefer Scott...
Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:53
Is imagining some funny shit after reading that Osama Bin Laden's journal was seized in the raid. "Dear Diary..." (insert journal entry here)
Heather Schaefer Scott "Dear Diary... today I am preparing for my next move by carefully studying American politics. I have just watched Celebrity Apprentice."
Heather Schaefer Scott "Dear Diary... burning the contents of the recycle bin is just messy. Everything is melted and gooey. We will be ordering pizza from here out."
Cynthia Gunter ...I'm having a bad hair day. Good day to have a turban collection.
Cynthia Gunter ...I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her...
Heather Schaefer Scott "Dear Diary... I am trying to teach the children taunts to yell at other children outside the compound. Nothing really rhymes with infidel."
Kirsten Branson-Meyer Ding Dong Dell
You're an infidel.
He should have asked me. I'm good at rhymes.
Kirsten Branson-Meyer Stinky, smelly
Infidelly.
Joe Preston Go to Hades! Go to hell! Either way, you're an infidel!!!
Joe Preston Gimme an "I"!!! Gimme an "N"!!! Gimme an "F"!!!......
Cynthia Gunter The Farmer Infidel...The Farmer Infidel...Hi Ho the Derry- o...the Farmer Infidel...
Kirsten Branson-Meyer That, Madame, is fabulous! I'm going to sing that for the rest of the day.
Jeff Wenker Dear Diary...Day 43 since the satellite dish went on the crapper and the DirecTV technician still hasn't shown up. Seriously, a two-month window, who has two months to sit around at home and wait for a repair man to show up! Oh...wait a minute...I think that's him now. Be right back.
Heather Pignato Amar those are all hilarious! lol
Sarah Young Doyle Dear Diary, My 17 wives are really getting on my nerves. I think I need a newer, younger one who won't challenge me and still thinks I am awesome and hot! Trouble is, these burqas are a real hinderance to checkin' out the goodies....
Tanya Keyes Please, can't you make a page or something? I so want to share this shit with others! I wonder if I can get my four year old to sing the farmer infidel song?